my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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