In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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