this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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