too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
That was before I lit my hair on fire
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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