Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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