I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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