I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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