I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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