It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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