My first STD was from a foam party
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I want a musical about memes.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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