is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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