The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Did we literally take a cab across the street
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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