In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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