Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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