im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
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No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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