Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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