I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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