david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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