This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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