i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Randomize