you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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