I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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