He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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