what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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