All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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