She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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