let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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