I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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