is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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