I love black thongs
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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