just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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