I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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