She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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