Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If that was your dad, he is hot
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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