covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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