dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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