Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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