Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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