If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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