This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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