someone owes me an orgasm
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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