I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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