Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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