so explain again why im purple
no
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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