I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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