HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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