You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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