Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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