its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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