He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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